Funny friendship quotes

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. Anne Morrow Lindbergh

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

Friendship is like a ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul. - Ambrose Bierce

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. - Jim Hayes

Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families.

Funny Friendship Quotes - Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." - Bernard Meltzer

"Friends are like melons. Shall I tell you why? To find one good a hundred you must try."

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

Friendship is Love without his wings! - Lord Byron

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! - Doug Larson

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Money couldn't buy friends but you got a better class of enemy. Spike Milligan

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

"I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!" ~ Archie Bunker

"With such friends-who needs ennemyes?"

The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ether Barrymore

Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying moods. Esther M. Clark